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Halfway Perky


Focus students focus! I've brought you all together today to remind you of the fact that not only is "focus" something on a camera that makes the image clear but also a valuable element to a life lived productively. The merits of "focus" are wide and varied but mainly help one to ward off the crushingly bitter effects of boredom on the central nervous system. These effects can be seen in many forms including yet not limited to hands shaking due to ingesting mass amounts of alcohol, loss of coordination brought on by the added effects of THC and uncontrolled facial twitching caused by the sudden realization that years have passed without anything whatsoever being accomplished. To avoid such things I recommend that one obey the ideas put forth by Roberts Rules of Order and never, ever, asking what the soup de jour is.

For more on this and other topics consult your local library.

The More You Know.

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[info]backawayslowly wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC)
i could hear the "more you know" music when I read this! Damn, you're good.
[info]jpbass2000 wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC)
My moments are fleeting and largely ill-advised.
[info]joshacid wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 04:04 pm (UTC)
I wish I could remember some of those great fake More You Knows that Conan, Andy and Max used to do on Late Night...Max's usually had to do with hookers, I know that...
[info]jpbass2000 wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 04:06 pm (UTC)
I completely forgot about all of those. I also have always had a problem with the "late" bit of Late Night.
[info]joshacid wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
In college I could handle the lateness...I loved it when Comedy Central started showing the previous night's show at 6:00 every night...That was the perfect situation, but they stopped doing that after less than a year. Stupid bastards.
[info]jpbass2000 wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)
I think CNBC is showing them at 7pm now
[info]bassmike wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 08:20 pm (UTC)
And Knowing Is Half The Battle.
[info]iambic_cub wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC)
Focus? Bah! I'm off from work until Tuesday and ditching this city for, well, the city down the road. But vacations, even if they're only four day vacations a little ways out of town, are no time for focus.
[info]jpbass2000 wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 09:51 pm (UTC)
well at least focus while you're driving.
[info]iambic_cub wrote:
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
I'm not doing the actual driving. I don't even have a drivers licence, so I'm quite sure my friends don't want me behind the wheel. I did forget though that I have an essay to write tonight. That, unfortunately, requires some focus.
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